— Reyna Biddy (via but-first-wine)
A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.
But slavery was so long ago…..
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
where’s the fucking rent
"say something i’m giving up on you"